Monsanto Laboratory - the Biology Department's large laboratory cube - has five bathrooms in it, and all of them are fairly different from one another. The men's room on the second floor near room 221 is interesting only for its averageness. One of the few Washington University bathrooms to receive fives on "ambiance," "cleanliness," and "facilities," there is little to say about this handicapped-accessible bathroom.

The one interesting aspect of the bathroom was a mysterious open Clorox Bleach-type bottle with the following instructions (or postmodernist poem) scrawled on it in marker:

WHEN BATHROOM
SMELLS

USE TO
FILL DRAIN
IN BATHROOM
WHEN TRAP
IS
DRY
--------
PLEASE
LEAVE IN
MONSANTO
BATHROOM

Indeed, the precise contents of the bottle could not be determined (or rather, no reviewer was intrepid enough to examine the bottle in any depth) but it is certainly the only intriguing thing about this otherwise plain bathroom