Simon Hall's bathrooms are generally what one would expect from the Business School. They are furnished with the best bathroom equipment that money can buy, they are relatively staid and boring, they are generally large, and they are somewhat poorly laid out.

The bathrooms on the bottom floor of Simon (near the stairs) are no exception to this. They are well-equipped with automatic-flushing toilets, good infrared-equipped sinks, coat hooks, and full-length mirrors. They are large - with five urinals and two toilets in the men's room and six toilets in the women's room and six sinks in each. They are also bland, with a drab white color scheme and a relatively indistinctive ambiance.

Their floor plan, however, is notably better than either of the other pairs of bathrooms in Simon Hall. They do not have the "shoebox" shape of the other two sets of restrooms in Simon, and the men's room is notable for its urinal setup, which features urinals that, rather than being adjacent to each other as per usual, are around a corner, potentially reducing awkwardness when multiple people are using the urinals at the same time. Indeed, the better floor plan and relative lack of crowding compared to the Piper Grand Hallway bathrooms make the bottom-floor bathrooms a good choice in Simon Hall.